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Mistress Demotivational Poster

OH REALLY? - Is the Ocean gonna have to drown a B*tch?

TAGS: august challenge ocean is a harsh mistress
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Guest091 - September 2, 2009, 9:10 am
It's no Wanye Brady, but it's got my respect.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Bypass the votes.... HOF this immediately.

Cheating -


TAGS: mistress rhonda
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 11, 2009, 3:09 am
I nearly said "... any way your little hard-on desires." But kinda chickened out on that. Too crude.


TAGS: mistress
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Woodywood03a - February 22, 2010, 11:37 pm
Like I said before. Must... go... to... Japan.
[email protected] - November 1, 2009, 11:43 am
Zats a 10,000.00 jessica ALBA sex-doll. Not zat not zat i cruise sex doll sites. And BriaHere the guy below is joking he's using irony.
Alexis.Chu - October 20, 2009, 9:27 pm
She doesn't look Asian to me. More like an Eurasian !
BriaHere - September 1, 2009, 6:39 am
Asian women are beautiful, guy below me is a racist muppet.
Curvy White chicks do it better - August 31, 2009, 2:04 am
LoL. That's disgusting. Asian girls are so fucking ugly and deformed. Look like fucking pugs. Ew. Anyways, we do it better, u ugly byotches.
Woody - July 24, 2009, 11:05 am
Must... go... to.... Japan.
pyroklown - March 9, 2009, 10:01 pm
lol thats a robot
Emily - January 4, 2009, 7:19 am
Hehe I accidentally read that as 'And A Great Cock'.
Scorpio7 - November 19, 2008, 10:11 am
My congratulations to you. I'm sure you'll have fun showing her off at the nightclubs around town, 5 years from now, when she is 21.


TAGS: mistress rhonda
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - October 4, 2009, 1:35 pm
I'm so ashamed, and my tushy hurts

KID LOGIC - "I didn't break it" "I fixed it in a SPECIAL kind of way"

MISTRESSES - Tiger thinks they should be seen and not heard

TAGS: tiger mistresses keep quiet
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

Derek - December 16, 2009, 7:04 pm
If you asked him I think you'd find he would rather they weren't seen either.


TAGS: jfk playboy mistress satyr adultery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 12:04 pm
On my TAGS, WHY was the word M*I*S*T*R*E*S*S censored? Is T*R*E*S*S dirty or vulgar?

Encumbrance -

TAGS: psycho murder mistress adultery marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 10:54 am
Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll have to try one of the upscale brands like Folgers since I'm such a fancy and sophisticated person myself.
mizzdizz - March 2, 2016, 2:06 am
I make a lousy crutch. Coffee is supposed to help relieve the itch a little bit...... coffee is the cure for ANYTHING!!!! Even Mondays!!LOL!!
Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:02 am
Thanks mizzizz. I can always count on your support. Can I use you as a crutch? Now that I'm off crack I need a crutch.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:14 pm
HAHAHA! First of all the poster--very funny! definite ^! It takes awhile for some to understand genius--- excellent response! I was ROTFL!!!
GaryO - February 25, 2016, 7:36 pm
takes considerably more time to find genius
Pushkin - February 25, 2016, 11:20 am
It takes a while for some to understand genius.
Rick69 - February 24, 2016, 2:43 pm
Alright, this got me...